Karl - Yvette's a lizard
Karl - the coldest woman on the planet
Yvette - Thats disgusting, why would you want that in your house
Karl - Cause it's funny
Yvette - OH MY GOD look at the size of this telly
Karl - Broomsticik up the road is it
Karl - Go on make yourself at home theres beer, theres naked woman , naked men and thai lady boys
Yvette - DINNER
Karl - She rides a broomstick everywere she goes
Yvette - Shut up
Karl - My real relation with yvettes mum is she is a witch i'm scared of her
Yvette - (To Fred Batt)You snogged My mother
Karl - They were swapping chewing gum
Stuart - You took a sniffy didn't ya
Yvette - Oh why did bring that up to this we're talking about my mother 'ere
Karl - I'll tell you what she'll go like a frog to you
Yvette - No karl enough now
Karl - She will
Yvette - ENOUGH whats the matter with you. Wouldn't like me talking about your mum in such a way
Karl - My mothers married
Yvette - Wiill your being filmed
Yvette - He's such a pervert
Yvette - Will you get off my bum
Karl - I'm not near your bum
Yvette - I love you
Karl - I'm just being a loving, caring husband
Yvette - Your being a pervy
Yvette - Feels like i have my arm cut off without him